PinnedDon’t Date A ChefEverything You Think Will Be Great Will Actually Suck.Jan 3, 20231Jan 3, 20231
PinnedYou Can’t Outcook A CrackheadNo, seriously, this dude is a grilling BEAST.Nov 25, 20222Nov 25, 20222
Andrew Zimmern Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks (And Has, Probably)You don’t have to do that to be a good chef. Adventurous Palate Optional.Oct 27, 20223Oct 27, 20223
You Don’t Have A Paid DishwasherCleaning sucks, and will always suck. You can make it suck less.Oct 24, 20221Oct 24, 20221
Food Purists Can Suck ItDon’t let a snooty chef tell you how to make happy tastebuds.Oct 6, 20221Oct 6, 20221
Chefs Eat Garbage (Even the Fancy Ones)Don’t judge the simple meals you make yourself.Sep 29, 20221Sep 29, 20221
First: I'm never telling someone in traffic to "Eat Me" ever again.Second: Tough/Chewy meats should be braised, or thrown in a crock-pot. Or in this case, should it be called a Cock-Pot?Sep 28, 2022Sep 28, 2022
Screw trying to be good at cooking, just have fun.Your creations (or abominations) will taste better faster. Trust me.Sep 19, 20223Sep 19, 20223
